📖 HOW TO PLAY
A guide nobody asked for but everyone needs
🎮 Controls
⬅️➡️ Arrow keys or drag to steer your unhinged dog
⏫ Space or tap to DASH (for when you spot a duck and simply must)
🛍️ B key or tap the bag button to pick up... evidence
🐕 Dog Points (be chaotic)
🐿️ Chase squirrels: +100 (they had it coming)
🦆 Terrorise ducks: +120 (quack quack CHAOS)
🦌 Chase deer: +200 (the holy grail of naughtiness)
🐕 Chase other dogs: +80 (making friends, violently)
🧺 Raid a picnic: +100 (someone left sandwiches unattended)
💦 Splash in ponds: +30 (bonus wet dog smell)
🌳 Wee on trees: Priceless (marking territory is an art form)
🍗 Eat a drumstick: +70 (naughty! leave it! 💩 incoming...)
👤 Owner Points (be responsible)
🦴 Dog fetches bone: +60 (good distraction!)
🎾 Dog chases ball: +80 (fetch! FETCH!)
🧸 Dog gets squeaky toy: +70 (squeak squeak! distracted!)
🛍️ Bag a poo: +30 (responsible dog ownership™)
🧑 Human grabs dog: +50 (thank you kind stranger!)
⚠️ Watch Out For
👮 Park Keeper — catches your dog = GAME OVER
🏃 Joggers & Cyclists — they'll try to grab your dog
💩 Unbagged poos — the shame! THE SHAME!
📢 Your owner — getting closer every second. If they catch you... walkies over.
🏆 Pro Tips
• The longer you run, the faster everything gets. Good luck.
• Combos multiply your chaos. Chain catches for MAXIMUM CARNAGE.
• When the owner catches up, you'll hear them. Oh, you'll hear them.
• Dashing uses stamina. Pugs can dash forever. Pugs know what's up.
• The deer is worth 200 points. The deer is always worth it.
"I am NEVER bringing you to this park again!" — Every owner, every time